June 11, 2006

Letters from the Dead.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 12:00 pm

Dear Susan [Sarandon],

Way to go, girl!

Sincerely,
Tokyo Rose

Dear Bill [Maher},

A couple million of the guys I did shows for are with me now, and just about all of them want to kick your ass. They’re already taking numbers. Just thought I’d let you know in case you come by this way, which is, admittedly, doubtful.

Very truly yours,
Bob Hope

Dear [President] George [Bush],

Don’t let the bastards get you down.

I remember when they said I looked like an ape, talked funny, and a got us into a hopeless quagmire.

Sincerely,
Abraham Lincoln

3 Comments »

  1. Dear Bono,

    Just stop now, please. I am already gonna beat your ass so bad that your hair is going to bleed if you make it up here to heaven, you shit.

    So just shut up and retire. And ditch those gay sunglasses. You look like Elton John after a bout with Jenny Craig…..

    all the best and xxoo…
    Elvis

    Comment by Eric — June 11, 2006 @ 11:02 pm

  2. Dear Ann,

    You tell ’em.

    The Wicked Witch of the West

    Comment by Jack Bog — June 12, 2006 @ 7:17 am

  3. Honey, Tokyo Rose is alive and well and living in Chicago. (In fact, I met her several years ago.)

    http://ask.yahoo.com/20020221.html

    Comment by Omnibus Driver — June 14, 2006 @ 5:02 pm

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