March 7, 2009

The New Girlfriend.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:50 pm

Mom: Your father and I are anxious to meet your new girlfriend.

Dad: We sure are, son. I’ll bet she’s a real looker.

Son: She sure is, and I have more good news.

Mom: Really? Do tell.

Son: I asked her to marry me and she said “yes.” We’re getting married in two months!

Mom: Oh, my. There is so much to do between now and then. So many arrangements to be made. What’s the hurry? Is she pr——?

Son: No, not that. She’s just so special, I don’t want to give her time to change her mind is all.

Dad: So, when do get to meet the little lady?

Son: I’ll bring her by tomorrow, but I have a picture with me.

Mom: Oh, we’re so excited for you. Let’s see her picture.

Son: Here she is.

Mom:

Dad:

(Note: The story on the photo is here.)

9 Comments »

  1. And she’s apparently a nurse – imagine waking up from anesthesia, and the first thing you see is her !

    Comment by Angie — March 7, 2009 @ 5:29 pm

  2. Interior piercings? W.T.F.???

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — March 7, 2009 @ 5:38 pm

  3. Honest to gawd it almost looks like a boy my youngest daughter brought home one time!! Thankfully she didn’t have any of my g/kids with him, they probably would have leaked!

    Comment by Michele — March 7, 2009 @ 6:23 pm

  4. 6005 piercings?

    I started to ask if there’s anything left of her skin to pierce, then remembered those “interior” piercings. I’m thinking she hasn’t flown commercially anywhere for a while…

    Comment by Dave Merriman — March 7, 2009 @ 8:40 pm

  5. Holy fuckamoley!

    I can only imagine what a sexual encounter with someone like that could be like. All them internal piercings, working on ol’ Mr. Johnson like a cheese grater… Oy!

    Comment by Elisson — March 7, 2009 @ 10:51 pm

  6. What some people won’t do for attention. Crikey.

    Comment by dogette — March 8, 2009 @ 8:40 am

  7. Cripes, how long does it take her to get ready in the morning?

    Comment by Serenity — March 8, 2009 @ 7:13 pm

  8. “Now, nine years later, she has 6,005 including more than 1,500 that are “internal”.”

    Wha?

    Whe?

    How?

    EEWWWWWWWWEWEWWW!

    Comment by Nancy — March 10, 2009 @ 11:02 pm

  9. That’s just fugly. Gotta wonder how bad she looked before, to want to hide like that.

    Comment by Dan O — March 11, 2009 @ 7:18 am

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