The New Girlfriend.
Mom: Your father and I are anxious to meet your new girlfriend.
Dad: We sure are, son. I’ll bet she’s a real looker.
Son: She sure is, and I have more good news.
Mom: Really? Do tell.
Son: I asked her to marry me and she said “yes.†We’re getting married in two months!
Mom: Oh, my. There is so much to do between now and then. So many arrangements to be made. What’s the hurry? Is she pr——?
Son: No, not that. She’s just so special, I don’t want to give her time to change her mind is all.
Dad: So, when do get to meet the little lady?
Son: I’ll bring her by tomorrow, but I have a picture with me.
Mom: Oh, we’re so excited for you. Let’s see her picture.
Son: Here she is.
Mom:
Dad:
(Note: The story on the photo is here.)
And she’s apparently a nurse – imagine waking up from anesthesia, and the first thing you see is her !
Comment by Angie — March 7, 2009 @ 5:29 pm
Interior piercings? W.T.F.???
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — March 7, 2009 @ 5:38 pm
Honest to gawd it almost looks like a boy my youngest daughter brought home one time!! Thankfully she didn’t have any of my g/kids with him, they probably would have leaked!
Comment by Michele — March 7, 2009 @ 6:23 pm
6005 piercings?
I started to ask if there’s anything left of her skin to pierce, then remembered those “interior” piercings. I’m thinking she hasn’t flown commercially anywhere for a while…
Comment by Dave Merriman — March 7, 2009 @ 8:40 pm
Holy fuckamoley!
I can only imagine what a sexual encounter with someone like that could be like. All them internal piercings, working on ol’ Mr. Johnson like a cheese grater… Oy!
Comment by Elisson — March 7, 2009 @ 10:51 pm
What some people won’t do for attention. Crikey.
Comment by dogette — March 8, 2009 @ 8:40 am
Cripes, how long does it take her to get ready in the morning?
Comment by Serenity — March 8, 2009 @ 7:13 pm
“Now, nine years later, she has 6,005 including more than 1,500 that are “internal”.”
Wha?
Whe?
How?
EEWWWWWWWWEWEWWW!
Comment by Nancy — March 10, 2009 @ 11:02 pm
That’s just fugly. Gotta wonder how bad she looked before, to want to hide like that.
Comment by Dan O — March 11, 2009 @ 7:18 am