A Very Short, Very True Hairy Exchange.
While the barber tonsorial artist was cutting my hair this morning, the following exchange ensued:
Tonsorial Artist: I’d give my left nut to have your hair.
Me: I don’t think I’d go that far.
April 3, 2009
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That must be some really great farookin’ hair, Jimbo.
Comment by Ken Adams — April 3, 2009 @ 7:31 pm
Class envy is an ugly thing, ain’t it?
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — April 3, 2009 @ 8:23 pm
Could be worse… he might be willing to give his hair to have your left nut.
Ew. Not a pretty mental picture.
Comment by LeeAnn (babywolf version) — April 3, 2009 @ 10:01 pm
It’s simply amazing there’s any hair at all, what with all the stress Obama’s creating…
Comment by Mike R. — April 3, 2009 @ 10:15 pm
You must have some great hair!
Comment by Kevin — April 3, 2009 @ 10:20 pm
Excess testosterone above middle age can lead to hair loss, so I suppose losing a nut could be a step in the right direction.
Comment by Ernie Nilsen — April 3, 2009 @ 11:05 pm
sounds a little gay to me………….
Comment by Brian "Proud Air Force Vet" — April 3, 2009 @ 11:45 pm
What would you do with his left nut, anyway?
Comment by Carl Brannen — April 4, 2009 @ 1:57 am
Did he need a lug wrench for that?
Comment by Cappy — April 4, 2009 @ 7:45 am
“What would you do with his left nut, anyway?”
Have it run as a NJ representative. It would feel right at home.
http://www.instantrimshot.com/
Comment by JerryK — April 4, 2009 @ 8:04 am
Wasn’t that a movie? My Left Nut?
Comment by Elisson — April 4, 2009 @ 12:00 pm