September 21, 2009

The Non-Breaking, non-exclusive, non-Blockbuster Story of the Day.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:10 pm

payneYes, it truly is the non-breaking, non-exclusive, non-blockbuster story of the day. It is guaranteed not to keep you glued to your radio or to your TV screen for hours on end, but HERE IT IS.

Brace yourself.

My Waste-of-Oxygen congressperson was one of the swine who voted to continue to fund ACORN. Jesus Christ!

ACORN, in my view, is ripe for a RICO indictment, but the chances of that happening under The One’s administration are about equal to the chances of getting hit with a piece of space junk while on a date with Heidi Klum. What’s more, any thought of writing to my Waste-of-Oxygen congressperson to voice my disapproval of his position would be about as productive as shouting “Fire!” into a pure vacuum. Mr. Payne has run unopposed in his Gerrymandered district for as long as I can remember. (Portions of his district rival Somalia for the “Shithole of the Year” Award.) Besides, based upon his past history, he would likely be in Africa for some bullshit reason or another when my letter reached his office.

It’s no wonder I drink.

That is all.

7 Comments »

  1. We have one of those down here too. I continue to vote against that jerkweed, and I continue to lose.

    Comment by Bou — September 21, 2009 @ 9:20 pm

  2. Corrine Brown.

    Pity us.

    .

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — September 21, 2009 @ 10:20 pm

  3. My waste of Oxygen congressman voted against ACORN.

    I guess he wants to get re-elected.

    RWR
    http://www.rightwingrocker.com

    Comment by RightWingRocker — September 22, 2009 @ 2:27 am

  4. Still, voice your opinion. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one who’s finally heard.

    Comment by Da Goddess — September 22, 2009 @ 2:31 am

  5. “Still, voice your opinion. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one who’s finally heard”.

    Now THAT’S funny! Sorry, my dear, THIS is New Jersey! Jimbo and I don’t count, as far as Payne is concerned. I may as well write a letter to Santa Claus. THAT would produce, at least, a smile on my face.

    Comment by JerseyJerry — September 22, 2009 @ 8:34 am

  6. Not mine, but my mother in law’s “representative”, Loise Slaughter, voted for ACORN. She is getting more and more out of touch with the people in her district ( no town hall meetings for her ! ) but being in a safely Dem seat, she gets away with it.

    Comment by Angela — September 22, 2009 @ 9:59 am

  7. Cheers.

    Comment by JihadGene — September 23, 2009 @ 12:48 pm

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