Katie Couric Goes Shopping.
Katie Couric stopped off at the supermarket on her way home from work and the following ensued:
Can of Lima Beans: Holy crap! Katie Couric!
Katie Couric: Who said that?
Can of Lima Beans: Over here. To your right. Second shelf down.
Katie Couric: A talking can of Lima Beans?
Can of Lima Beans: Nice tits.
Katie Couric: WHAT?!?!
Can of Creamed Corn: Ms. Couric, I apologize on behalf of the Lima Beans. It’s a dented can and the deadly clostridium botulinum bacteria have begun to multiply. He doesn’t know what he’s saying.
Katie Couric: Oh. Poor thing. I’m sorry.
Can of Creamed Corn: Actually, you have pretty shitty tits.
Katie Couric: I’m calling the f***ing manager!
Can of Creamed Corn: Really? Are you going to tell him that a can of creamed corn said you have shitty tits?
Katie Couric: Damned right!
Can of Creamed Corn: Jesus, you’re even dumber than I’d thought.
But. . . the science is settled. She does have shitty tits.
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — November 30, 2009 @ 10:33 pm
She has shitty upper arms too. She shouldn’t go sleeveles in a formal. Blech.
Comment by Bou — November 30, 2009 @ 11:25 pm
I love it when your canned vegetables blurt stuff to people who need to hear it.
Comment by dogette — November 30, 2009 @ 11:27 pm
I would, at great personal sacrifice, be willing to review Katie’s tits — purely in the interest of resolving the question, of course.
Comment by Dave Merriman — December 1, 2009 @ 12:30 am
Everything about her is shitty…especially her brain!
Comment by Lee — December 1, 2009 @ 12:41 am
And that’s as enjoyable as Katie will ever be.
Comment by Da Goddess — December 1, 2009 @ 3:13 am
Sorry folks, but she is one good looking woman whatever else you think of her.
Comment by Joseph — December 1, 2009 @ 12:27 pm
It’s been proven that Couric is really a reptile in disguise…
Comment by El Capitan — December 1, 2009 @ 1:34 pm
I understand that Katie Couric(the perky)was a high school cheerleader. She should have stop right there.
She was already way in over her head intellectually.
Comment by Tbird — December 1, 2009 @ 8:01 pm
I like this. It involves corn storage.
Comment by Cappy — December 2, 2009 @ 9:53 pm