Robert Gibbs and a Side Order of Steamed Carrots.
Steamed Carrots: Cough!
Robert Gibbs: What did you say?
Steamed Carrots: I didn’t say anything.
Robert Gibbs: Yes you did!
Steamed Carrots: No I didn’t!
Robert Gibbs: Holy Crap! A talking side order of steamed carrots!
Steamed Carrots: No I’m not.
Robert Gibbs: Don’t hand me that baloney. You look like carrots. You smell like carrots, and dammit, you taste like carrots.
Steamed Carrots: Yeah, so?
Robert Gibbs: And you’re talking!
Steamed Carrots: Yeah, so?
Robert Gibbs: I, therefore, conclude that you are a talking side order of steamed carrots.
Steamed Carrots: Very good. This was the first part of a two-part test.
Robert Gibbs: Really? How did I do?
Steamed Carrots: You did fine.
Robert Gibbs: What’s the second part?
Steamed Carrots: Here is the second part. Was your boss lying when he said multiple times that the negotiations for the health care bill would be broadcast on C-Span?
Robert Gibbs: He never really said that.
Steamed Carrots: Test over.
Robert Gibbs: How did I do?
Steamed Carrots: You gotta be shittin’ me.
I think I just peed a little.
Comment by Elisson — January 15, 2010 @ 11:15 pm
Heh heh heh.
Have you noticed The One doesn’t answer questions at his press conferences anymore? I swear he almost sprinted from the podium at the last one. Didn’t even send in Gibbs to cover for him.
Comment by Mike R. — January 16, 2010 @ 11:55 pm
Laughed out loud when this page loaded in my iPhone and I read the title and saw the pic. This shit cracks me up every time.
Comment by dogette — January 17, 2010 @ 12:12 am
PRS–when you are not in conference with Mr. Recliner, you are a totally creative hoot!
Comment by RPFreespeech — January 17, 2010 @ 8:58 am
Gawrsh, I love this kinda fun!
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — January 17, 2010 @ 5:19 pm