January 15, 2010

Robert Gibbs and a Side Order of Steamed Carrots.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:30 pm

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Steamed Carrots: Cough!

Robert Gibbs: What did you say?

Steamed Carrots: I didn’t say anything.

Robert Gibbs: Yes you did!

Steamed Carrots: No I didn’t!

Robert Gibbs: Holy Crap! A talking side order of steamed carrots!

Steamed Carrots: No I’m not.

Robert Gibbs: Don’t hand me that baloney. You look like carrots. You smell like carrots, and dammit, you taste like carrots.

Steamed Carrots: Yeah, so?

Robert Gibbs: And you’re talking!

Steamed Carrots: Yeah, so?

Robert Gibbs: I, therefore, conclude that you are a talking side order of steamed carrots.

Steamed Carrots: Very good. This was the first part of a two-part test.

Robert Gibbs: Really? How did I do?

Steamed Carrots: You did fine.

Robert Gibbs: What’s the second part?

Steamed Carrots: Here is the second part. Was your boss lying when he said multiple times that the negotiations for the health care bill would be broadcast on C-Span?

Robert Gibbs: He never really said that.

Steamed Carrots: Test over.

Robert Gibbs: How did I do?

Steamed Carrots: You gotta be shittin’ me.

5 Comments »

  1. I think I just peed a little.

    Comment by Elisson — January 15, 2010 @ 11:15 pm

  2. Heh heh heh.

    Have you noticed The One doesn’t answer questions at his press conferences anymore? I swear he almost sprinted from the podium at the last one. Didn’t even send in Gibbs to cover for him.

    Comment by Mike R. — January 16, 2010 @ 11:55 pm

  3. Laughed out loud when this page loaded in my iPhone and I read the title and saw the pic. This shit cracks me up every time.

    Comment by dogette — January 17, 2010 @ 12:12 am

  4. PRS–when you are not in conference with Mr. Recliner, you are a totally creative hoot!

    Comment by RPFreespeech — January 17, 2010 @ 8:58 am

  5. Gawrsh, I love this kinda fun!

    Comment by Joan of Argghh! — January 17, 2010 @ 5:19 pm

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