Gentlemen, I Ask you …….
Would you rather French kiss Rosie O’Donnell, or get a Man Wax?
Tough call. Sorry, but death is not an option.
Thanks to my buddy, Brian the Air Force Vet.
March 2, 2010
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*blink* That kind of reminded me of that scene from 40 Year Old Virgin… but more… Xrated. Gah!
Comment by Bou — March 2, 2010 @ 6:41 pm
I got a Brazilian Wax once just to see what all the fuss was about. I found words in me that had been gestating since birth.
Comment by LeeAnn — March 2, 2010 @ 8:37 pm
Nope.
Ain’t gonna happen.
Not now, not ever.
Comment by Dave Merriman — March 2, 2010 @ 9:02 pm
…. what?…… I don’t see the big deal…….
Comment by Eric — March 2, 2010 @ 9:51 pm
I would rather have a death-match with alligators, boas, and pythons in Florida’s sunny swamps.
Comment by Bill — March 3, 2010 @ 12:33 am
No way I’m kissing rosie!
Comment by Lee — March 3, 2010 @ 1:16 am
Ouch.
Comment by Cousin Jack — March 3, 2010 @ 1:24 am
…. a bit off-topic, but do you realize that your Cousin Jack once described my humble blog as “…As bracing and robust as a scrotum wax!..”?….
…. I’m not sure, in retrospect, that that was a good thing….
Comment by Eric — March 3, 2010 @ 7:15 pm
Manwax, hands down.
Comment by Mike R. — March 4, 2010 @ 12:21 am
I got kicked in the face by a mule once.
I’d prefer that option.
Comment by zilgin — March 4, 2010 @ 10:15 am
What? No fans of the Chubby Chick here?
OK, so she bats for the other team. Maybe she knows a few cool tricks!
(I’m just playing Advocatus Diaboli here. Now I gotta scrub my brain out with Ajax.)
Comment by Elisson — March 5, 2010 @ 12:32 pm