Amazing Photography.
I assume that, by now, you have all seen the photo of Nancy Pelosi that appears on the cover of Capitol File magazine.
I was so impressed with the photographer’s work, I hired him to take my picture. I was very pleased by how it turned out.
Seriously, who is that?
That pic belongs on the photoshop disasters website.
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — April 29, 2010 @ 9:35 pm
…. she looks likes she is twelve, man….. and you look like, well, a hammerhead……….
Comment by Eric — April 29, 2010 @ 10:22 pm
I thought that was supposed to be Hillary.
Comment by Bou — April 29, 2010 @ 10:35 pm
I wonder how many weeks the plasterers had to work to get her face that smooth…
Comment by Ken Adams — April 29, 2010 @ 11:00 pm
Even after a case of Jim Beam she wouldn’t look like that.
Comment by Mr. Bingley — April 30, 2010 @ 6:38 am
Kudos to the Adobe developer who created a Photoshop filter that has the gazooms to clean up that craggy hag.
The retoucher must have retired after that one.
Comment by gregor — April 30, 2010 @ 7:38 am
The Democratic faithful will buy this fictional photo but no matter what color you paint a garbage can, it is still a garbage can with its only function being garbage in …….garbage out.
When she looked that young, Buffalo Bill was still touring America with his Wild West show. She was not a hag then ….just a snotty bitch!
Comment by dudley1 — April 30, 2010 @ 9:40 am
The photoshopper didn’t do justice to your great farookin hair.
Comment by Mark Reardon — April 30, 2010 @ 12:01 pm
For some reason, “Trying to make a silk purse out of a sow” (forget the ear) comes to mind.
Comment by Dave S. — April 30, 2010 @ 2:53 pm
Good grief- they messed up your hair! 😉
But really – that photo of Nancy… goodness! I knew airbrushing could work wonders but sheesh!
Comment by Richmond — April 30, 2010 @ 5:00 pm
It’s the bait and switch – they put Nancy’s name in big letters and everyone thinks it’s her on the cover… Right.
Jimbo – that photographer did a real number on your hair. I think you should sue. He can’t seem to get anything right.
Comment by Teresa — April 30, 2010 @ 11:23 pm
Hold this picture up against a 100 watt bulb & the wax on her face will begin to melt & run.
Comment by dudley1 — May 1, 2010 @ 10:41 am
WTF???
“Photoshop has detected an error and will close now.”
Comment by sheri — May 1, 2010 @ 12:50 pm
Ooooh great job on your pic. Suddenly I feel all lustful and shit.
Comment by Laura — May 1, 2010 @ 7:32 pm
Damn how did they superimpose Her Highness and Katie Couric?
Comment by RobbieRob — May 3, 2010 @ 2:41 pm
RobbieRob,
I swear they must have cut & pasted Couric’s face & superimposed it on Nancy’s.
Comment by Fausta — May 4, 2010 @ 10:46 am