Yo, Keith! Buh-bye.
In these economically troubled times, I hate to see anyone become unemployed, but I’ll happily make an exception in the case of Keith – the Mondo Douchebag – Olbermann. I watched him just often enough to wonder if he had any idea how very comical his “Special Commentaries†were. They amounted to little more than a spittle-drenched string of polysyllabic nonsense that might impress a fourteen-year old struggling with his essay for the Rotary Club writing competition. As for Keith’s adult (biologically speaking) fans, I figure if you harvested all their gray matter, you might just have enough for one normal brain.
I have no idea where in the broadcasting world this jackass will end up, but I confess to having a fantasy that I may someday get to look the flaming asshole in the eye and say, “Yeah, I’ll have fries with that.â€
And yesterday you were uninspired! See, the Olbie douche was good for something!
Comment by joated — January 22, 2011 @ 9:57 pm
Keith is a certified anal body cavity who typifies the so called progressive.One wonders if the great leader has a job for him perhaps as an adviser.He qualifies since he doesn’t know s..t.
Comment by john — January 23, 2011 @ 12:27 am
He will not be missed.
Comment by Captain Jerry — January 23, 2011 @ 1:08 am
GOODNESS, WHEN I SUGGESTED THIS YESTERDAY, I NEVER DREAMED YOU WOULD BE SO VERBOSE!!!! YOU GO, BIG GUY !!!!
Comment by Nancye — January 23, 2011 @ 7:15 am
Good riddance, and I know many more of his lot who should be in the same club. If I’m with you when you see him, best have your bodyguard K around to keep me from going to jail.
Comment by Yabu — January 23, 2011 @ 9:09 am
NOW IF ONLY RUSH AND PALIN WOULD SHUT UP THE WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE.
Comment by GAYLE — January 24, 2011 @ 11:25 am
You will not supersize? Do you not realize the value of our tasty soft drinks?
Yikes. OK… up, go ahead.
And what of the other struggling people in line behind you? Once again, the richest take more than their share! Have you no decency, Sir?
Why are you looking off to the middle distance? Who the hell are you talking to?
Thus do we discover the dark heart of American Capitalism, in all it’s artery-clogged, decadent glory. Courage!
(From next register) HEY! How many times do I have to tell you not to steal my line, Olbermann? Go clean out the fryer.
Comment by nightfly — January 27, 2011 @ 3:13 pm
does he still wear depends
Comment by dave barr — March 2, 2011 @ 1:43 pm