Grownup Sleep-away Camp
Best enjoyed with a cocktail in hand.
Yes, it’s that time of the year when the Usual Suspects descend upon the gulf coast of the Sunshine State. We will again make the owner of the local liquor emporium a most happy fella when we purchase our prodigious supply of adult beverages. There promises to be lots of laughs fueled by ample helpings of savage humor.
For my part, I will remain on constant alligator watch.
Oh, and I plan to take Mr. Computer with me, so if the mood strikes, I might even post something.
Be back in a couple weeks. In the meantime, play nice.
Ha! Jimbo’s on vacay. It’s our annual chance to party naked in the comments here! Woohoo!!
*deals the poker cards*
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — May 10, 2012 @ 9:40 pm
I hope you’re taking Michelle Obama .She loves vacations ,and the next one will be number 18 for the lady with the thunder thighs and large buttocks .I understand the gators are hungry so be sure to have Michelle go for a swim with them .Bet they can’t swallow that fat ass with one bite .Have a great time .If I were younger and single ,I’d frolic as Joan suggests ,but I’m too pooped to pop .
Comment by john — May 10, 2012 @ 11:22 pm
Cool Runnings!!
Comment by Yabu — May 11, 2012 @ 6:42 am
Alligators, Scmallogators……Watch out for the American Crocodile currently in the midst of a population explosion which like their South Cacific cousins the Salt Crocs are comfortable in salt water. There was a program on TV recently I believe “Monster Quest” which featured this critter…..they took picture of one laying on the bank of a tidal estuary in the Florida mangroves estimated by an electronic measuring tool to be 18+ feet long. They are supposed to be meaner then a junk yard dog ……Hope this helps you sleep better while resting on the beach down there.
Comment by dudley1 — May 11, 2012 @ 7:54 am
Alligators, Scmallogators……Watch out for the American Crocodile currently in the midst of a population explosion which like their South Pacific cousins the Salt Crocs are comfortable in salt water. There was a program on TV recently I believe “Monster Quest” which featured this critter…..they took picture of one laying on the bank of a tidal estuary in the Florida mangroves estimated by an electronic measuring tool to be 18+ feet long. They are supposed to be meaner then a junk yard dog ……Hope this helps you sleep better while resting on the beach down there.
Comment by dudley1 — May 11, 2012 @ 7:55 am
Jimbo …Since I was going to double this comment for emphasis, it gave me the chance to correct my typo error……Carry a big stick with you or at least make sure you can run faster then at least one of your friends. Have fun Dudley1!
Comment by dudley1 — May 11, 2012 @ 7:59 am
This comment wins the LOL award for the week: “Bet they can’t swallow that fat ass with one bite”. Farookin’ hilarious!
Comment by Lee — May 12, 2012 @ 12:40 am
We hope the updates come with pictures. And video.
Comment by LeeAnn — May 12, 2012 @ 8:35 pm