Turds Abound. (Updated)
I was tagged by Evil White Guy to participate in this exercise. The deal is that one must write a few stanzas of doggerel based upon the following format.
Turd in a punchbowl,
Have no fear,
Turd in a punchbowl,
Blah, blah, blah…….., etc.
Here goes:
Turd in a punchbowl,
Long and brown,
Turd in a punchbowl,
Spins round and round
Turd in a punchbowl,
From your ass,
Turd in a punchbowl,
Not in the grass
Turd in a punchbowl,
What a bore,
Turd in a punchbowl,
Looks like Al Gore
Turd in a punchbowl,
How about that,
Turd in a punchbowl,
Not in your hat.
Here is the work of Dash and Velociman, both of whom were also hit with the turd splatter.
Now, I am supposed to tag three other bloggers. However, I prefer not to toss this turd in anyone else’s punchbowl who may have better things to do. However, I hereby cordially invite anyone reading this and who feels even a little bit poetic to have at it;
Update: Thanks to V-Man for directing me to ‘Neck’s masterpiece. It’s turd-riffic!!
Update No. 2: Dave from A Different Lemming voluntarily jumps into the punchbowl.
Nice work, Jim. Check out Redneck’s. Boy has a gift.
Comment by Velociman — May 4, 2005 @ 8:34 pm
Very nice. I guess the turd stops here, eh?
Comment by Evilwhiteguy — May 4, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
I put up a couple, Jim, so you only need a 2 more volunteers 🙂
http://www.dmerriman.dyndns.org/blog
Comment by DMerriman — May 4, 2005 @ 9:33 pm
Damn Jim, I don’t know how in the hell I couldn’t drop a brownie on ol’ Al… That’s awesome. I’m full of a lot more shit, but it was gettin’ late last night… I had to pinch it off short.
Comment by RedNeck — May 4, 2005 @ 9:48 pm
Excellent. A real “Magnum Poopus.”
Comment by Elisson — May 4, 2005 @ 10:02 pm
Very nice and poopy, Jimbo. Very turdful. Very shitty, actually. But, I mean that in a good way. I really do.
Comment by Dash — May 4, 2005 @ 10:23 pm
Carnival of the crappers #2
This a genuinely shitty post here, but I had some help putting it together. First, let’s start with the semi-famous…
Trackback by Gut Rumbles — May 9, 2005 @ 9:39 pm
Turd in a punchbowl
Thick brown and bold
Turd in a punchbowl
Was a sight to behold
Turd in a punchbowl
You heard what I said
Turd in a punchbowl
Filled me with dread
Turd in a punchbowl
Spinning around
Turd in a punchbowl
Turds abound.
Comment by Jeru — July 16, 2014 @ 11:14 pm