The Gator State.
Many of the Usual Suspects will descend upon the Gator Sunshine State a week from today for seven days of excesses of all sorts contemplation and relaxation. My friend Tammi sent me this horrible story today, not so much to scare me, but to warn me.
Suffice it to say, that when in Florida, I will take extreme measures (particularly during morning walks) to avoid even being anywhere near fresh water places. Fortunately for my fraidy-cat ass, “The Usuals” convene in a place that’s on the Gulf, and the last time I checked, there ain’t no gators there.
There will, however, be lots of vodka.
Yep, Mike says there’s no gators there. Might be a croc or two though.
Just thought I’d share that happy thought.
Comment by rita — May 12, 2006 @ 8:06 pm
‘Gators are attracted to vodka. Just thought you’d like to know.
Comment by Elisson — May 12, 2006 @ 11:55 pm
Yeah, thats why we all take a chainsaw with us when we go out for a jog
Comment by GUYK — May 13, 2006 @ 7:26 am
Jeez, youse guys are swell.
Comment by Jim — May 13, 2006 @ 9:44 am
Have fun…
Comment by Lisa W. — May 13, 2006 @ 11:12 am
… did you see her picture?… she DID look pretty tasty…
Comment by Eric — May 13, 2006 @ 11:59 am
Well, I put up a post just for you… but your trackbacks don’t like me… *sigh*
Comment by Teresa — May 13, 2006 @ 1:28 pm
Dang two more females chomped by gators, wonder why they are just chomping women?
Comment by jamesoldguy — May 15, 2006 @ 9:34 am
Florida Opens Gator buffet
Comment by Ed T. — May 15, 2006 @ 1:09 pm