It Figures.
Just as I am beginning to think about what stuff to pack for the upcoming week in the Gator State Sunshine State, the alligators have decided to declare open season on peeps. I’d like to thank the ratfinks my friends and readers who have posted comments and sent me e-mails in order to make sure that I know that alligators have killed three people over the last several days.
You bastards owe me for an industrial-sized bottle of Imodium.Â
IÂ just may have to spend the entire week on a barstool by the pool.Â
I hear gators like pools .. the concrete gets nice and warm, and they can sun themselves while waiting for a meal to wander by…
Comment by Ken Adams — May 15, 2006 @ 11:02 pm
Hope you have a good one, regardless, Jimbo. Or, make that, irregardless. 😉
Comment by That 1 Guy — May 16, 2006 @ 1:02 am
.. make sure you are carrying your pocket knife..
Comment by Eric — May 16, 2006 @ 4:18 am
I’m sure you’ll just LOVE this: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48203
Comment by Michael Anderson — May 16, 2006 @ 9:03 am
Perhaps a second floor balcony would be better. They’re real slow on stairs.
Comment by Charlie — May 16, 2006 @ 11:34 am
“I just may have to spend the entire week on a barstool by the pool.”
And just how is that a BAD thing?!!?
Comment by Tammi — May 16, 2006 @ 12:23 pm
Isn’t the death toll at 4?
Comment by Bou — May 16, 2006 @ 9:31 pm
Stop by my house on your way to Florida and I will let you play with a few.
Comment by Catfish — May 17, 2006 @ 12:48 am
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender, “Do you serve lawyers here?”
“Sure we do,” replied the bartender.
“Good,” said the man. “Give me a beer, and my alligator will have a lawyer.”
Comment by Brian "Proud to be a Veteran" — May 18, 2006 @ 2:46 am