September 27, 2006

Mr. Excitement, Not.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 3:26 am

About seven hours ago, I decided to sit in Mr. Recliner “for a couple minutes”.

Damn you, Mr. Recliner!

9 Comments »

  1. wow…that is one comfy recliner!

    Comment by Jean — September 27, 2006 @ 4:00 am

  2. Only 7 hours? Slacker! You should have gone for 10, but at your advanced age I guess you just can’t hack it any more.

    Comment by Ken Adams — September 27, 2006 @ 9:57 am

  3. Damn Jim, that must be a heck of a recliner!!! I want one!

    Comment by Lisa W. — September 27, 2006 @ 12:28 pm

  4. [PRS NewsWire] A local New Jersey man is claiming this morning that a renegade piece of living room furniture held him hostage for 7-plus hours overnight. Police say the man was released unharmed sometime after 3:30 AM. The kidnapper, who uses the alias “Mr. Recliner,” is believed to still be at large and should be considered dangerous. Residents are urged to stay alert and avoid unfamiliar naugahyde.

    Comment by dogette — September 27, 2006 @ 3:54 pm

  5. LMAO@dogette!!

    Mr. Recliner was last heard to be whispering, “Damnit, Jim, I’m only a RECLINER..do you know how many naugh’s I had to kill in order to drape myself in the skin that now provides you comfort?!”
    “Want to hear how I bagged them?”

    Comment by imp — September 27, 2006 @ 5:17 pm

  6. I have a leather couch like that – we call it the Couch of Death.

    Comment by Kate — September 28, 2006 @ 7:13 am

  7. Ah the “couple of minutes” trick. Closely related to the “I’m just resting my eyes” ploy.

    Comment by Libby — September 28, 2006 @ 12:46 pm

  8. Everyone needs a chair like that… Just to look at, of course.

    Comment by Richmond — September 28, 2006 @ 3:19 pm

  9. “Police say the man was released unharmed sometime after 3:30 AM. The kidnapper, who uses the alias “Mr. Recliner,” is believed to still be at large and should be considered dangerous. Residents are urged to stay alert and avoid unfamiliar naugahyde.”
    How much is it possible?

    Comment by laubridet — December 14, 2010 @ 3:55 pm

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