Nancy and Rosa.
Once again, PRS Operatives have managed to listen in on a conversation between Nancy Pelosi and her house servant, Rosa. The conversation took place on Nancy’s patio as she was working on her tan.
Rosa: Señora Pelosi, may I speak with you, please?
Nancy: Dammit, Rosa. I told you yesterday; it’s SPEAKER.
Rosa: Que?
Nancy: It’s SPEAKER. I told you to call me SPEAKER!
Rosa: I’m sorry, Señora. You weren’t speaking, so I thought I could speak.
Nancy: No, you stupid cow. I wasn’t speaking, but you should call me SPEAKER.
Rosa: I’m sorry Señora. I don’t understand. I should call you the SPEAKER even when you’re not speaking?
Nancy: Jesus Christ, Rosa! Go ahead and speak?
Rosa: Ah-ha, so I’m the SPEAKER.
Nancy: No, goddammit: I’m the friggin’ SPEAKER.
Rosa: OK, so I’ll be quiet.
Nancy: My God, you are stupid. It’s SPEAKER Pelosi. I want you to call me SPEAKER Pelosi!
Rosa:
Nancy: Well, …. ? What?
Rosa:
Nancy: Jesus Christ, why aren’t you speaking?
Rosa: Because I’m not the Speaker; you are.
Nancy: Just friggin’ shoot me!
Rosa: You want me to shoot you?
Nancy:
Rosa: Oh, OK, Señora SPEAKER Pelosi.
Nancy: No, no, no, no NO! I should have known better. I should pack your fat ass off to Shitholas, or whatever garbage dump you came from.
Rosa: Que?
Nancy: Forget it. Go put fresh water in the bong. Hilly’s coming over.
Just friggin’ shoot me!
Well now she’s makin’ sense!
*wink*
Comment by Pixie — December 8, 2006 @ 9:24 pm
Waiver: I do not condone the killing of any human being under any circumstances, nor do I wish death on any human being.
Heh. Just makin’ sure we’re clear on that.
Comment by Pixie — December 8, 2006 @ 9:25 pm