Muse News.
Dear Shithook Jimbo:
You thought I’d be back to work today, didn’t you? Admit it. You know you did.
Well, guess what. I’ve been checking around, and now I’m really pissed.
You know, if I worked for this guy or this guy, I’d only have to work a few days per month. I’d have it farookin’ made. Hell, if I worked for this guy or this babe I could actually show my poetic side. You wouldn’t know a decent poem if it bit you on your ass.
You might also be interested to know that I am considering an offer to work for Jesse Jackson, whom I have made aware of our current labor dispute. Working for Jesse, now there’s a real cakewalk. Jesse loved these:
SCREW THE JOOS, NOT THE MUSE!
WE’RE NOT AMUSED WHEN YOU ABUSE THE MUSE!
NO MUSE JUSTICE, NO MUSE PEACE!
So, Mr. Smart Guy, how’s the blog goin’? BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Regards,
Your Muse
.. send that muse on down, brah…. I pay pretty good and the hours are easy…..
Comment by Eric — August 16, 2007 @ 8:07 pm
Is there some kind of muse spell we could use? Perhaps we could scare it into submission… hmmmm… have to think about it.
Comment by Teresa — August 16, 2007 @ 8:54 pm
I don’t pay shit, but I am easy… heh.
(you sweet man, you)
Comment by Jean — August 16, 2007 @ 9:45 pm
I can’t help it. Ever since my muses unionized, they just sit around all day drinking coffee.
Comment by zonker — August 17, 2007 @ 8:04 am
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