“Ugand” Spam.
I just got the following spam comment:
Please, do not delete the given message. Money obtained from spam will go to the help hungry to children ugand
At first I felt guilty zapping the spam until I read it closer, which makes me think that the money obtained from spam will be used to feed the children [of] ugand to hungry people. Farookin’ cannibals.
Sheesh.
They are so poor they cannot even afford the “a” at the end of Ugand. How sad. Feed the Ugands…they need scrapple instead of spam.
Comment by RT — September 9, 2007 @ 10:29 pm
Meanwhile somewhere in Washington D.C…
REV. AL SHARPTON-
TEST! TEST! IS MY MUH-FUGGIN BULLHORN ON?
CROWD (2-3 people)-
HELL YEAH!!
REV. AL-
AWW…IGHT! NOW, AS ALL YOOSE KNOW, THE BLACK PEOPLES OF U-gand NEEDS TO BUY THEY-SELVES A NUDDER LETTER FOR THEY’S COUNTRY! YES! WE WANTS A-NUDDER LETTER! AN IT’S ALL THAT DEAD CAPITALIST’S FAULT…MUH-FUGGIN MERVE GRIFFIN!!!
CROWD (of 2-3)-
Fuggin MERV!!!
REV AL-
RIGHT ON! NOW LET’S GET ON THE “GOOD FOOT” AND PUT A BOOT UP OLD VANNA’S WHITE ASS!!! LET THE U-GAND PEOPLE BUY A BOWEL, BITCH!!!
CROWD (of 1)-
That’s “VOWEL”, AL!!!
REV AL-
I hears me a OBAMA supporter!
CROWD (of 1)-
Dude be more fu*ked up than Dennis Kucinich on his tour of Syria. I’m outta here.
REV AL- (on cell phone to REV. Jessie)
Yoo see that? Muh-Fuggin people, juz can’t stomach the truff!
REV JESSIE-
……….sorry AL, you’re breaking up…
REV AL-
Muh-Fuggin pay-as-U-go cell phone!
Comment by JihadGene — September 9, 2007 @ 11:48 pm
They need Taylor Ham, and they need it now.
Comment by Cousin Jack — September 10, 2007 @ 1:01 am
Hi, I am a formerly-closeted spam message. Please don’t delete me because I have just openly declared myself to you to be, in fact, a spam message asking for money, according to the spam honor code. Money obtained from spam will be used to bring more spam like me out of the spam closet and will save countless spam lives in tanzani and madagasca, not to mention angol and ethiopi.
Comment by dogette — September 10, 2007 @ 10:57 am
Oh, crap! Only on PRS do we have spam ‘coming out of the closet’!
Quick! Somebody alert the media!
Comment by DMerriman — September 10, 2007 @ 3:26 pm
Better than out of the wazooo. That can get messy.
Comment by RT — September 10, 2007 @ 5:26 pm