Helen Thomas Goes Shopping.
PRS Operatives were able to be on the scene at a supermarket somewhere near Washington, D.C. when White House Reporter Helen Thomas was shopping for groceries. She appeared to be a bit confused as she slowly shuffled up and down the aisles. Without warning, she stopped in front of the shelves containing jars of apple sauce. She turned directly to the jars of apple sauce and began to speak:
Helen: Do you plan to just sit there while thousands are being killed in Iraq?
Apple Sauce:
Helen: So, you plan to do nothing to end this horrible carnage?
Apple Sauce:
Helen: Well?
Apple Sauce: Move along, lady. You smell like a hamper.
If you have any pity on a woman, Jimbo…I’m asking you, nicely, please, take the photo of that pitiful, insult to anal fissures the world over, festering pustule moonbat pumice vagina warthog smega Jabba the Hut’s buttplug anti-American commie off your blog.
Comment by Erica — December 6, 2007 @ 8:43 pm
God almighty…… I didn`t know Tarantulas wore Lipstick!
Comment by dudley1 — December 6, 2007 @ 10:07 pm
They modeled those dried apple head dolls after her, didn’t they?
Comment by Bou — December 6, 2007 @ 10:28 pm
You seem a little ambivalent about Helen, Erica.
Comment by Craig — December 7, 2007 @ 8:28 am
Thats a face even a mother would have a hard time loving 🙂 (I think i’ll go wash my brain out with soap now)
Comment by Dave — December 7, 2007 @ 8:41 am
At the very least, you could put that picture below the fold with an appropriate warning so that innocents are not harmed.
Comment by jck — December 7, 2007 @ 9:11 am
OMFG where DO you get these hellish, hellish, pictures?
Now I’m going to have the word “crone” stuck in my head all day.
Thanks a lot, Jimbo.
Comment by dogette — December 7, 2007 @ 10:24 am
Take the damn picture down! You’re scaring the bejeesus out of everyone–even Erica who we know to be one tough cookie.
Is this in retaliation for those gator and croc pictures we keep sending you? If so, you win. Thomas’ pic is far, far scarier.
Comment by joated — December 7, 2007 @ 12:05 pm
HAA! That’s funny.
Sadly, if she passes away with Democrats in the White House, they’ll probably honor her in the Capitol rotunda.
That’s probably not right for wacko moonbats like her. Well, then again, look at who’d be the ones doing the honoring!
Republicans would probably prefer a woodchipper.
Comment by Zooomabooma — December 7, 2007 @ 12:07 pm
… I believe the apple sauce is probably smarter….
Comment by Eric — December 7, 2007 @ 6:17 pm
“Smell like a hamper?”
Where is God’s name do you find this stuff?
That’s right up there with the Bent Nose story
or the car repair waiting room post. And your
comment section is also epic; your blog fans are
equally insane. Keep it coming. Wow!!
Comment by steve, santa cruz — December 7, 2007 @ 7:31 pm
When, God, oh when, will this post move the hell down the page?
Comment by dogette — December 7, 2007 @ 9:27 pm
It’s only 11 AM here, and already I need a drink to stop the pain. It burns! Her face burns!
Comment by Linlithgow — December 8, 2007 @ 2:47 pm
Jimbo…listen to your heart. I think the people have spoken.
Comment by Erica — December 8, 2007 @ 3:02 pm
Hell Jimbo… you had me goin’ there for a minute, ’til I got focused, and realised it wasn’t Hillary. That made go Hmmmm.. WTFIT. You reckon her tits make her jowls sink like that? Shit man, add a couple of strategically placed horns and you got the devil incarnate there brother.
Comment by RedNeck — December 8, 2007 @ 4:25 pm
Somebody had to put on that lipstick with a Sharpie…
Comment by RedNeck — December 8, 2007 @ 4:26 pm
Heard or read somewhere that Helen Thomas is Palestinian. Boy’s that ain’t lipstick. That’s the blood of an infidel.
Comment by Tbird — December 8, 2007 @ 4:52 pm