Today’s Person I’d Like to Hit With a Pie.
Check out that mug. If there was ever a snotty, little prick who begged for a pie in the moosh, it’s this guy.
I wonder how many times this suspender-wearing punk got the shit kicked out of him in school.
That is all.
That face does beg to be hit!
Comment by LeeAnn — March 5, 2008 @ 9:54 pm
Why waste a perfectly good pie when a four year-old on a sugar rush could obviously snap this weasly cacahead’s brittle jellyfish spine over their knee?
Comment by Erica — March 6, 2008 @ 12:04 am
Just seeing that smug mug smirking back at me thru my monitor made my hand instinctively ball into a tight-knuckled fist…
Ah, what the hell. I’m going to do it. Need a new flatscreen anyway. Here goes…
Comment by Jersey — March 6, 2008 @ 6:04 am
Gah! You’re gonna have to post something else pretty soon or else instinctive combative skills will be forever associated with this blog… it’ll just leave a permanent psychological tie-in.
But, in Erica’s case, that’s a given!
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — March 6, 2008 @ 7:52 am
Hey, I think I dated him back around…um…NEVERMIND!
Comment by Liz — March 6, 2008 @ 10:22 am
Hi. I was here earlier. I came back hoping his goofy face had moved way down the screen already. I see he hasn’t moved, but I swear his IQ looks to have dropped a few points. I know, it’s just me.
Comment by dogette — March 6, 2008 @ 6:31 pm
All that picture is saying to me is…..
DO you have any Grey Poupon?
Damn, that is a face begging to receive the rooty poo smackdown.
Comment by Robbie K. — March 6, 2008 @ 6:51 pm
He looks like the kids that make me smile at them on the outside (because I have to) while saying, “You’re an asshole,” on the inside.
Yeah, with a nickname like pinch…
Comment by rt — March 6, 2008 @ 7:13 pm
As Bugs would say, “What a maroon!”
THIS is the person (?) in charge of the NY Times?
Why does that not surprise me as much as it should?
Comment by joated — March 6, 2008 @ 8:45 pm
Damn…I didn’t know piss ants could smile.
Comment by Tbird — March 7, 2008 @ 5:00 pm
Hmm. Pansy or doof. Not sure which I prefer. What are my other choices?
Comment by Mister Snitch — March 9, 2008 @ 12:44 pm