Didja Hear The One About The Gator Left On The Side Of The Road In Jersey?
Well, you have now. Peeps, I’m not even trying to be my usual little instigator self…there really was an alligator left on the side of the road…in one Burlington County, New Jersey.
Except…as if the entire world knows that our hirsute friend, Mr. Wussboy by the PAH-kway practically turtleheads at the mere thought of the prehistoric spiky beasts with the purdy smiles…this particular alligator was left in a cage on the side of the road.
Now I ask you: Where, oh where, is the fun in that?
I told you last time he left town and they found that alligator down in the Carolinas… they’re coming for him. See, they’re closer.
Comment by Teresa — August 8, 2008 @ 8:42 am
Here’s the kicker to use on Jimbo…
From the Press of Alantic City story…
“Animal control picked up the alligator a little before noon”. (true)
Now add this…
Animal control apologized for the late pick up response but did say they were very busy with much larger gators running loose all over the state of New Jersey. The New Jersey National Guard has been activated and this morning the NJ State troopers advised all drivers to keep vehicle windows rolled up, while driving, as no less than 14 motorists are reported missing and presumed consumed.
Comment by JihadGene — August 10, 2008 @ 11:30 pm