Doubletalk.
I was at Eric’s place, and I enjoyed the video of the drunk, mumbling British guy. That reminded me of the great Al Kelly, the master of “doubletalk.” Al Kelly was a regular on the old Candid Camera show.
Check out this hilarious clip of Al Kelly posing as a judge in traffic court. Cracked me up, it did.
Unfortunately, Al Kelly passed away in 1966, because I would love to have seen him ask a question to the candidates in the Town Hall Presidential Debate. I suspect their answers wouldn’t have made any more sense than the question.
Heh. Nice!
It’s your Boitday, and you give us a present.
Many happy returns of the day, Jimbo. Many more flavors of Three Olives Vodka to prove.
(((hugs!)))
Comment by Joan of Argghh! — October 16, 2008 @ 9:11 pm
Thank you, Joan. Yes, my hair is yet another year older, but still farookin’ great.
Jimbo
Comment by Jim — October 16, 2008 @ 9:50 pm
I just came over to say, “Hey, isn’t today your birthday?”
How do I remember this? Because, I think I told you, I’d never met someone who wasn’t an asshole who was born on this day. You were the first. 🙂
Happy Birthday!
Comment by Bou — October 16, 2008 @ 10:28 pm
Bou,
Thanks, but I believe you just called Zonker an asshole. 🙂
Jimbo
Comment by Jim — October 16, 2008 @ 10:46 pm
Happy boitday Zonker, zee much younger, non-dooshbag of peeps born on this date.
(BTW that video was a freakin’ SCREAM! I loved it.)
Comment by Wiseass Jooette — October 16, 2008 @ 10:48 pm
OH NO! I was referring to my fil and well, someone else very prominent in my life.
Good Lord.
Well two NON assholes have completely negated the HUGE assholes that are constants in my life. Heh.
Happy Birthday to both of you.
Comment by Bou — October 16, 2008 @ 10:53 pm
Birthday wishes full of espresso vodka to you!
Comment by LeeAnn — October 16, 2008 @ 11:12 pm
Happy Birthday, Jimbo!
Comment by Jerry — October 16, 2008 @ 11:33 pm
Heh… I loved the second victim.
And the sad thing, Jimbo, is that if the connedtodates were posed a question by Mr. Kelly, they would probably be able to clearly understand it. Doesn’t mean that their answers would make much more sense, though…
Oh, and Happy Birthday to you, Jimbo. And to that asshole Zonker guy, as well!
Comment by T1G — October 17, 2008 @ 1:00 am
Doubletalk (duhb-uhl-tawk): comments that refer to me as an asshole on my farookin’ birthday.
And Bou started it, no less. Sheeeeeesh…
Comment by zonker — October 17, 2008 @ 1:53 am
day late and dollar short, as usual…
happy birthday, jimbo. you know, mine’s only a few days away from yours, we should celebrate some time.
hope you enjoyed it.
G
Comment by gregor — October 17, 2008 @ 7:16 am
….. happy belated birthday, big guy…… see you soon!…
Comment by Eric — October 17, 2008 @ 8:27 am
best wishes for the happiest of days
Comment by hoosierboy — October 17, 2008 @ 8:48 am
Well happy birthday to you.
Comment by Suzette — October 17, 2008 @ 8:58 am
Happy Boith Day. It won’t be long before you will be retiring to Gator land!
Comment by GUYK — October 17, 2008 @ 9:07 am
Happy Birthday, may you wake up and find that Obama was just a bad dream.
Comment by James Old Guy — October 17, 2008 @ 1:27 pm
Here’s hopin’ youse has a good boitday.
Comment by John — October 17, 2008 @ 1:50 pm
I hope that you had a fabulous birthday!
Comment by oddybobo — October 17, 2008 @ 9:48 pm
Happy BOITday Jimbo! And many many many more.
🙂
Comment by dogette — October 17, 2008 @ 10:56 pm
Yo, Jim….
That’s me. But you took down the clip.. can you write and let me know where you found this. The only thing posted here is the still shot of me making a fool of myself in front of the “judge.” Every once in a while I try to look for the segment so I can show it to my kids.
Comment by Stan — September 4, 2011 @ 11:50 pm