Ah Ha!
I had a very pleasant business-related dinner in a very nice restaurant, which resulted in my arriving home quite late. At first I blamed the long day and my fatigue for my inability to think of anything to write that is worth reading. Then I came across this bit of excellent medical advice from my friend Brian the Air Force vet, which was:
Never hold your farts in; they travel up your spine into
your brain…and that’s when you get shitty ideas.
It’s all clear to me now.