No Oscars for me either. It was three episodes of Law and Order on NBC. After that I checked my e-mail, for some reason got nostalgic and ordered two Van Morrison CDs from Amazon. Three weeks from today we take our first Celebrity cruise.
Since you missed it (I watched 2 hours), Tim Robbins announced that people who’ve been abused should seek help (no one cares more than he!), and Robin Williams is still a liberal. Now you’re up to date. Oh, and it was in high definition, so you could reeeeaaly see the plastic surgery.
I hope that those in the “Abused Community” are properly appreciative of Mr. Robbins’ concern. Whatever would civilized society do without him?
In addition, I’ll sleep much better knowing that Robin is still a liberal. I awoke the other night in a sweat worried that he would change his stripes and his suspenders (“nanu nanu”), but I’m glad it to see that it was only a dream.
May I safely assume that Sean Penn did not WOW the crowd by announcing his enlistment into the Marine Corps? I figure you would have mentioned that had it happened.
And the envelope full of anthrax goes to…
Comment by Jeff — February 29, 2004 @ 10:36 pm
Yo Jim,
No Oscars for me either. It was three episodes of Law and Order on NBC. After that I checked my e-mail, for some reason got nostalgic and ordered two Van Morrison CDs from Amazon. Three weeks from today we take our first Celebrity cruise.
Brian
“Proud to be a Veteran”
Comment by Brian — March 1, 2004 @ 2:26 am
Since you missed it (I watched 2 hours), Tim Robbins announced that people who’ve been abused should seek help (no one cares more than he!), and Robin Williams is still a liberal. Now you’re up to date. Oh, and it was in high definition, so you could reeeeaaly see the plastic surgery.
Comment by topdawg — March 1, 2004 @ 2:54 pm
TD,
Thanks.
I hope that those in the “Abused Community” are properly appreciative of Mr. Robbins’ concern. Whatever would civilized society do without him?
In addition, I’ll sleep much better knowing that Robin is still a liberal. I awoke the other night in a sweat worried that he would change his stripes and his suspenders (“nanu nanu”), but I’m glad it to see that it was only a dream.
May I safely assume that Sean Penn did not WOW the crowd by announcing his enlistment into the Marine Corps? I figure you would have mentioned that had it happened.
Excellent reportage, TD.
Comment by Jim - Parkway Rest Stop — March 1, 2004 @ 7:38 pm
I haven’t seen that much stilted animatronic movement since I trundled through Disney’s ‘Small World’ ride on acid back in the 70’s…
‘The Stepford Stars’ came to mind…
Idiotic Statement = Quaalude-impaired, vapid clapping…and we fear these people why?
Comment by Bane — March 2, 2004 @ 1:11 am