September 3, 2004

At Home With John and Teresa.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:50 pm

Teresa: “John, dammit! Quit sitting around here moping about those nasty swift boat guys beating you up. When are you going to get off your ass and do something about it? Why don’t you sue that O’Neill guy? We’ve got a lots of lawyers.”

John:

Teresa: “Jesus Christ, John. You’re acting like a big baby. You can’t just sit there and hope they stop!”

John:

Teresa: “So?”

John:

Teresa: “Listen here, sonny boy, you’re making ME look bad now, and I am not going to put up with it.”

John:

Teresa: “Dammit, why don’t you just get all your military records and use them to prove, for once and for all, that those swift boat guys are nothing but big, fat liars?”

John:

Teresa: “What do I have to do? Cut your allowance?”

John: “I think I’m gonna be sick.”

5 Comments »

  1. Hilarious, Jim!

    Comment by Craig — September 3, 2004 @ 6:22 pm

  2. Ha,ha,ha… Now that was funny. Thanks Jim.

    Comment by Larry Morin — September 4, 2004 @ 3:30 am

  3. Oh yes, she definitely has a bitch within. (It’s wearing a thin disguise.)

    Comment by Key — September 8, 2004 @ 9:13 am

  4. Wow what a way to make good humor its funny and halarious we see kerry as the squalling dweeb he is go get em tiger

    Comment by starbird — September 13, 2004 @ 2:36 pm

  5. Humor For The Weekend

    If you are not reading Parkway Rest Stop, you are missing something. I am going to link to the first in a series of hilarious posts here and let you have the delight of scrolling through to find the rest….

    Trackback by The Laughing Wolf — September 24, 2004 @ 3:56 pm

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