September 10, 2004

At Home with John and Teresa. No. 5

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:19 pm

Teresa: “That was Hillary on the phone.”

John: “She called you?”

Teresa: “Asshole, there you go again with that mouth. Why wouldn’t she call me? I have plenty of oh-PIN-ions on lots of things.”

John: “Sorry, Muffin. What did she want?”

Teresa: “Well, if you must know, she did call to speak with you. But, while I had her on the phone, I told her that when we move into the White House, I intend to replace the domestic staff with my people.”

John: “You told her that?”

Teresa: “Yeah, and I told you that many times already.”

John: “I know, Muffin, but I thought we could discuss……”

Teresa: “Discuss? You must be out of your mind.”

John: “Well, what did she say?”

Teresa: “She laughed her ass off. I hung up on the bitch before she could say anything.”

John:

2 Comments »

  1. Please leave my future employer, Hillary out of this!

    Comment by Joseph — September 10, 2004 @ 2:29 pm

  2. You have quite the imagination. I don’t know how you come up with this stuff, but it’s funny as hell. Keep up the good work! 😀

    Comment by Larry Morin — September 10, 2004 @ 8:19 pm

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