Yeah, I know it’s been a long time (even in people years) since I’ve updated my diary, but life hasn’t been easy here at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. In fact, I’m writing this from an undisclosed location somewhere in the residence.
I’m hiding out after having scrambled away from a barrage of Bigfoot’s shoes. One of those size -12 units caught me on the side of the head, but I think I’ll be OK. She was pissed when she saw that I had found her stash of Twinkies and helped myself to a few. Still, it wasn’t as bad as the time I ate one of her hidden triple-decker bacon sandwiches. That day she came after me with a baseball bat. Good thing for me that the Secret Service Guys thought she was going after Himself with the Louisville Slugger and tackled her.
Speaking of Himself, he’s as every bit as rotten as she is. When he’s in the house (on the rare non-golf days), all he wants to do is sit around in his shorts and watch basketball games on television. The hard and fast rule around here is that no one is to bother Himself while he is watching a basketball game. One time I really had to take a crap. It had gotten to the point of either bothering Himself while he stared into the TV, or shitting on the carpet (The last time I shit on the carpet, the Secret Service guys saved me from certain death at the hands of the two First Lunatics). So, I walked into the room and did some serious barking. Hinself went positively nuts. He flung one of his flip-flops at my head and screeched, “Goddammit! Someone get in here and get this f**king mutt out of my sight!â€
I swear, if the Secret Service guys and the people in the press didn’t call me “Bo,†I would think my name was “This F**king Mutt.â€
It ain’t easy being the First Dog.
Damn! Bigfoot found me! She’s swinging the baseball bat again. Gotta run.
I sat down at this computer for the sole purpose of looking up a local restaurant. I spent two hours clicking away on various blogs and other stuff, Then I spent some time thinking about what I might write on this blog. When I concluded that I was too tired/lazy/uncreative to write anything, I got up from the chair. Only then did I remember that I had never looked up the restaurant.
Take a look and listen to what is probably the largest group of pipe and drum bands playing together. Whenever I hear the pipes, it reminds me fondly of my hometown. We had two local pipe bands, something one wouldn’t necessarily expect to see in a New Jersey town.
There is no place for this in a civilized society.
On Saturday, Mikhail Muhammad [of the New Black Panther Party] said Zimmerman “should be fearful for his life. You can’t keep killing black children†and stated the party’s justice policy: “an eye for an eye, a tooth for a toothâ€. (Link)
The State of Florida should take action against the New Black Panther Party under state criminal law, because it is obvious that anything these lawless thugs do is okay with Eric Holder’s Department of Justice.
