Just one more reason to vote his sorry ass out of office.

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I’m not much of a poetry guy (although I love Chuck Berry’s poetic lyrics e.g. “coolerator,” “two-room Roebuck sale”), but I was inspired by Suzette’s moving haiku.

Here’s mine:

The country is screwed

Two grifters live in our house.

How did this happen?

He left out the part about Republicans wanting to starve children.

Bonus: Listen to the way Harry the Dope pronounces “carcinogens.”

So, rather than break my keyboard, I swiped this bit of comic relief from Joan.

I really don’t follow football, but I figure that, as an American, I have some sort of obligation to watch the spectacle that is the Super Bowl, and so I shall.

Being a native of New Jersey (the state in which the “New York” Giants practice and play their home games), I have some sort of obligation to root for the Giants, and so I shall.

I believe that, at this point, one says, “Go Giants!”

I figure that there are about a gazillion things I don’t know about cows.

Thanks to Darlene for the link.

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I think I shall go shoot some pool.

Later.