Conjunctivitis.
This is just swell. Not only could I appear in a Nyquil commercial (hacking, wheezing, aches, the whole bit), but I also have conjunctivitis. For those of you who have never had the pleasure, it is “pink eye,†which comes fully equipped with itching and swollen eyelids. The best part is the nasty discharge from your eyes that turns into a sticky booger-like substance that keeps your eyes glued shut. It’s at the beginning stages, so I will be standing at attention in the doctor’s office first thing Monday morning. For now, reading the computer screen is a bit of a chore, so it’s horizontal land for Jimbo tonight.
