John: “Muffin, I need to talk with you for a minute, okay?”

Teresa: “Dammit John, my masseur is waiting. You have sixty seconds. Go.”

John: “Well, I wanted to say that I don’t think it was a very good idea for you to refer to people who would not agree with my health plan as ‘idiots’.”

Teresa: “Do you really feel that way, Johnny?”

John: “Yes, Muffin, I do, and I’m so glad we can talk about it.”

Teresa: “I have an idea. Why don’t you take my cell phone into the next room and call someone who might give a shit what you think.”

John: “Muffin, I am saying this for your own good. I think you could have been blindsided by the press, because you talked about my health plan without knowing exactly what my health plan is.”

Teresa: “Well, that makes two of us, doesn’t it, Scrotum Face.”

John:

But, I find this to be sickening.

Thanks to Mike for the link.