Dax Montana is on a roll. Today he shows us how to fabricate (complete with instructional photos) a ZellMillernator V2.0. The ZellMillernator is a weapon that is easy to conceal, and it’s a lifesaver when you find yourself in a situation where you absolutely need a short-range splat. In addition, in the hands of a person with a cough and a fever, the ZellMillernator is a weapon of the biological kind.

I would like to thank Acidman for the Acid Bath I received after he sent his readers over here to read the “At Home with John and Teresa” series. Given that he is obviously a beer aficionado, I will happily buy him a beer or ten at the Blogtoberfest next week.

After about ten beers, I usually like to do Everly Brothers tunes. Maybe he does too.