WTF??

“Yo, barkeep. Ixnay on the Stoli. I’ll have a Svedka on the rocks.”

Are you bothered by any of these things?

Traffic jams around shopping malls.

Parents who let their kids run loose in stores.

Waiting on long lines at stores to pay too much money for too many dumb things.

Credit card solicitations.

Commercials that suggest that things like a plunger or a box of paper clips make a “perfect holiday gift.”

Driving yourself nuts trying to figure out what to buy for someone who doesn’t “need” a damned thing.

Bruce Springsteen singing “Santa Claus is Coming to Town.”

(For bloggers) – The feeling that you have already written every original thought you have had or that you are ever likely to have.

If any or all of the above is frosting your ass, contact your doctor immediately and ask for a prescription for this.

Thanks to my friend Brian, the Air Force vet.