Catfish and the Gator.
I have made no secret of my fear and loathing of alligators. The sight of one of those creatures gives me a case of the hot squirts.
There are gators in a pond that is about 300 yards from Catfish’s house. The other day, one of these monsters, about 14 feet long, bit a 90 pound golden lab in two pieces and ate both pieces for lunch. Every time I think about that I get the shivers.
Cat has been trying to dispatch this beast and has the support of all of his neighbors (presumably who have dogs and children), except for one guy who likes having the pond full of gators. I’m thinking that Catfish ought to use that guy for bait.
Good hunting, Cat. But, be careful: those bastards can hit 35 miles per hour on land.
