Wouldn’t you like to learn that you have been nominated to receive a prestigious blogging award? Of course you would. So would I. I’ve never won any kind of blogging award.

I was, therefore, quite surprised to learn that: (a) I have been nominated to receive a blogging award, and (b) the other nominees are Heavy-Hitters in the Blogosphere. Quite impressive, no?

I know you’re thinking, “Yo, Jimbo. It’s about time! So what’s the award for? Gotta be for something good; maybe something like The Coolest Guy? Best Dancer? Most Likely to Succeed? Best Farookin’ Hair?”

No, friends. It’s not quite like that. The nomination is for the title of “King of the Crapbloggers,” courtesy of Elisson, the Turdmeister, who obviously thinks there’s nothing cooler than a stool.

I suppose the good news is that I’m getting the shit kicked out of me in the poll.