Wouldn’t you like to learn that you have been nominated to receive a prestigious blogging award? Of course you would. So would I. I’ve never won any kind of blogging award.

I was, therefore, quite surprised to learn that: (a) I have been nominated to receive a blogging award, and (b) the other nominees are Heavy-Hitters in the Blogosphere. Quite impressive, no?

I know you’re thinking, “Yo, Jimbo. It’s about time! So what’s the award for? Gotta be for something good; maybe something like The Coolest Guy? Best Dancer? Most Likely to Succeed? Best Farookin’ Hair?”

No, friends. It’s not quite like that. The nomination is for the title of “King of the Crapbloggers,” courtesy of Elisson, the Turdmeister, who obviously thinks there’s nothing cooler than a stool.

I suppose the good news is that I’m getting the shit kicked out of me in the poll.