It Figures.
Just as I am beginning to think about what stuff to pack for the upcoming week in the Gator State Sunshine State, the alligators have decided to declare open season on peeps. I’d like to thank the ratfinks my friends and readers who have posted comments and sent me e-mails in order to make sure that I know that alligators have killed three people over the last several days.
You bastards owe me for an industrial-sized bottle of Imodium.Â
IÂ just may have to spend the entire week on a barstool by the pool.Â