Letters from the Dead.
Dear Susan [Sarandon],
Way to go, girl!
Sincerely,
Tokyo Rose
Dear Bill [Maher},
A couple million of the guys I did shows for are with me now, and just about all of them want to kick your ass. They’re already taking numbers. Just thought I’d let you know in case you come by this way, which is, admittedly, doubtful.
Very truly yours,
Bob Hope
Dear [President] George [Bush],
Don’t let the bastards get you down.
I remember when they said I looked like an ape, talked funny, and a got us into a hopeless quagmire.
Sincerely,
Abraham Lincoln
