This Little Piggy.
Did you every stub your big toe so bad that you saw stars?
Did it continue to throb afterwards, even after applying cold stuff?
Did it hurt like a bitch when you even slightly touch it?
Did the purple hue set in a few hours later?
Did the purple pain maker prevent you on the day after the injury from doing your morning walk?
Did it prevent you from wearing anything on your feet other than those horrible thongy things (a/k/a flip flops), which I believe to be nothing more than Asian torture devices?
For your sake, I hope not.