This, from my lawyer friend Jack., who is a lawyer and a democrat. I’m cool with the lawyer part, but I figure that the democrat thing must be due to some kind of virus.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a gorgeous woman nursing a drink.
Walking up behind her he says, “Hi, there, good lookin’? How’s it going?”
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said, . . .
“Listen up, buddy. I screw anybody, any time, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean … it just doesn’t matter to me. I’ve been doing it ever since I got out of college and I just flat-ass love it.”
Eyes now wide with interest, he responded, “No kidding. I’m a lawyer, too. What firm are you with?”
Can I get a rimshot?
