PRS Operatives have managed to obtain a copy of Senator Charles “Chuck” Schumer’s schedule for this coming Sunday, which is quite typical. Here ‘tis:

9:00 a.m. Press Conference: The ridiculous price of a decent knish: The failure of the Bush Administration

11:00 a.m. Press Conference: The economics of new soles and heels versus new shoes: The failure of the Bush Administration

1:00 p.m. Press Conference: Horses – they’re not food, so what’s the point? The failure of the Bush Administration

2:00 p.m. Press Conference: Extension cords – Where are they when you need one? The failure of the Bush Administration

4:00 p.m. Press Conference: Still no cure for the common cold. The failure of the Bush Administration

5:30 p.m. Adult Video Store: Amen