Mr. Recliner and Me.
I’m thinking that now that I have this high speed computer, maybe I should consider trading in Mr. Recliner for a high-speed unit, which will zip along at 40 mph and comes with a built in stereo and a place for a cooler.
On second thought, Mr. Recliner and I have spent so much quality time together, I just couldn’t bear to trade him in for a younger, hotter model.
Besides, everyone would say, “Yo, ya know that Jimbo’s got himself a trophy recliner?”
I’d hate that.
