The Platonic Form of Cognitive Dissonance.
Behold!
A farookin’ ALLIGATOR drinking my beloved Chocolate Vodka (well frozen too!).
You can thank the Wiseass Jooette for gifting me with the hideous alligator. It’s about as ugly as a bag of assholes. When she informed me that it actually was designed to hold a bottle, I figured I just had to share.
Photo creds to the Stardust Shrink, who insisted that this was, indeed, a serious woik of art. There’s no accouting for taste.