The World’s Biggest Slob.
I think that, from time to time, we all take a look around our abode and decide that a bit of tidying up is in order. Hell, sometimes even more than a bit is necessary. Then again, there are those who don’t tidy up nearly as often as they should (i.e. slobs). But I think it’s fair to say that even slobs clean up their digs once in a while (e.g. when expecting company, holidays).
So if you know someone who is a slob, or if deep in your heart you know you’re a slob, take heart, for there is at least one person who is a bigger slob than anyone you know and who is even a bigger slob than you.
This has to be the World’s Biggest Slob, and it ain’t pretty. No, not at all (Yes, the ultimate slob is a woman and yes, she is also not exactly a health nut).
Can you say eeeeewwwwwww?”