I will be perfectly frank (no pun intended – well, maybe).
In my opinion, you are thoroughly detestable.
You have the Moxie to say with a straight face that the Fannie Mae mess was entirely the result of George Bush’s “failed policies,†when you were one of the most vocal opponents of increased regulatory control of this social engineering experiment gone bad? (Oh, and let me add that you almost swallow your tongue when you say “policies.†It’s seriously disgusting.).
Furthermore, you took such a position all the while knowing that you had no business voting on legislation affecting Fannie Mae, because of a conflict of interest that arose from your boyfriend’s holding a responsible position at Fannie Mae. For that, at a minimum, you should be removed from the House Financial Services Committee. If I had my way, you would be booted out of the House of Representatives and, better yet, you would do some time in the Graybar Hotel.
Finally, may I say that I hate looking at you? You are as homely as a bag of assholes and not having goddamned teeth only makes things worse. Chrissake, I have to believe you make enough money to spring for some goddamned teeth. You can always take them out, in private, if you catch my drift.
Very truly yours,
Jimbo
P.S. I seem to have neglected mentioning that I think you are an asshole. Sorry for the omission.
P.P.S. Having re-read this, it occurs to me that if you lose your congressional seat, you’re a natural to serve as Governor of New Jersey. You’d win in a landslide.
Beautiful, almost-autumn day here in the Garden State. I’ve been reading lots of blogs and a bit of what we used to call “news.” I’ve decided to opt for outside and tossing a couple burgers on the grill, rather than sitting here and pissing myself off.
While the burgers are grilling, I’ll be chillin’ with one or four ice-cold, direct from Mr. Freezer, shots (bigguns) of Three Olives Triple Shot Espresso Vodka.
I’ll think tomorrow about the potential end of the Republic created by the Founding Fathers.
The Debate.
I think Governor Palin did great. If you think otherwise, I really don’t give a shit, nor do I wish to hear from you. There are plenty of other places where can go to show how smart you are by saying how stupid she is. I’m not in the mood.
The Bailout.
Our government, in a display of bi-partisanship, has hung a trillion dollar pork-laden turd around our necks. This, after the taxpayers coughed up $300 billion in July for relief to people who bought houses they damned well couldn’t afford and after the taxpayers handed out $150 billion earlier in the year for an “Economic Stimulus Package.†Yeah, that really got the economy humming along.
In the spirit of bi-partisanship, I have a proposal. I propose that every goddamned senator and every goddamned congressperson be voted out of office. Every goddamned one of them.
I’m pissed off, and if you’re not, there’s something seriously wrong with you. Then again, if you’re one of the thirty percent or so of population who pay no taxes, you might think this is all just swell.
I think that, from time to time, we all take a look around our abode and decide that a bit of tidying up is in order. Hell, sometimes even more than a bit is necessary. Then again, there are those who don’t tidy up nearly as often as they should (i.e. slobs). But I think it’s fair to say that even slobs clean up their digs once in a while (e.g. when expecting company, holidays).
So if you know someone who is a slob, or if deep in your heart you know you’re a slob, take heart, for there is at least one person who is a bigger slob than anyone you know and who is even a bigger slob than you.
This has to be the World’s Biggest Slob, and it ain’t pretty. No, not at all (Yes, the ultimate slob is a woman and yes, she is also not exactly a health nut).
