Obama’s Morning Joe.
We’ve heard much about the role that Joe Biden will play in The One’s administration. Again, PRS Operatives have managed to plant listening devices in the Office of the President-elect.
Here’s what we heard this morning:
B_O: Good morning, Joe. Thanks for stopping by, and thanks for bringing the coffee..
Biden: Hey, Barack. I’m here, just like you asked. How are you today?
B_O: I’m fine, Joe, but it’s “Mr. President-elect,†not Barack. You might as well get used to it.
Biden:
B_O: Was there something else?
Biden: Sure is, Bara – I mean, Mr. President-elect. I’m here for the regular meetings you said we would be having on, your know, important topics.
B_O: When did I say that?
Biden: During the campaign. Surely you remember.
B_O: I suppose so. So, what’s on your mind?
Biden: Well, I thought I could share my thoughts with you on the Middle East problem. I do have a great deal of experience and expertise in that area. Most important, I think is the current fighting between Hamas and —
B_O: Joe! What the hell is wrong with you?
Biden: Excuse me?
B_O: I specifically told you SKIM MILK with no sugar! This is REGULAR MILK, and it’s loaded with sugar. I ask you again; what the hell is wrong with you?
Biden: Jeez, I’m sorry. I had no idea it was that big a deal. Anyway, back to the Middle East. I think our position with respect to Israel should be ––
B_O: Joe!
Biden: Yes?
B_O: Go and get the right goddamned coffee. Now!
Biden: But what about our meeting?
B_O: We just had it.
Biden: But you promised that we would meet every day, Mr. President-elect.
B_O: And we will. I have you slotted in between 8:00 and 8:02 a.m. Bring the coffee, and be sure to get it right.
Biden: So, that’s it?
B_O: Yeah, that’s it.
Biden:
B_O: Well, there is one other thing…..
Biden: Great! What is it?
B_O: Next time, remember: SKIM MILK and NO GODDAMNED SUGAR!