October 21, 2009

Death is Not an Option II.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:18 pm

Hey, Gang. It’s time to play “Death is Not an Option” again. Remember, the rules are you must choose one of the options provided, and keep in mind that death is not an option.

Would you rather:

(a) Be Mr. Pelosi; or
(b) Be Mr. Bobbit?
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Watch a non-stop DVD of an entire year’s worth of Keith Olbermann’s “Special Commentaries”; or
(b) Passionately mug it up with Joy Behar?
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Listen to Yoko Ono’s “Greatest Hits” repeated non-stop for 72 hours; or
(b) Have one of your ears bitten off by a rabid raccoon?
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Watch Barbra Streisand pole dance naked; or
(b) Pour gasoline on your stindeens and light them on fire?
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Spend an evening with Bill Maher; or
(b) Have a ten penny nail driven into your forehead?
Remember, death is not an option.

(a) Work as a New York Times reporter; or
(b) Shovel elephant shit at the circus?
Remember, death is not an option.

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