Things I Can’t Do Worth a Shit.
I can do lots of pretty cool stuff, but I have to admit: there are some things I can’t do worth a shit. Here are a few that come to mind:
Play basketball (This is OK, because I think basketball is a dumb game)
Calculus
Fold a fitted sheet, no matter whether twin, queen or king (This, despite my being an accomplished Laundry Guy)
Get from most Points “A†to most Points “B†without getting lost. (My GPS is my BFF)
Play wind instruments
Wrap packages neatly
Iron (This lack of ability has served me well)
Play Scrabble
Remove, in one piece, that aluminum foil-looking seal from a new jar of peanut butter
Eat just one peanut
