Off theTop of my Cruller.
There once was a man called “The One,â€
Who thought to himself, “This is fun.â€
With a wave of my hand, I can screw up this land
That’s because I am God’s other son.
Behold the First Lady Michelle,
Who’s shaped like the Liberty Bell.
Her sweaters don’t fit, she dresses like shit
And I’m sure those size tens really smell.