A thing of beauty, this.

Update: Damn! As noted in the comments, turns out that it was intended to be a Gatorade commercial and was shot using a stuntwoman and digital trickery.

” If you voted for Obama in 2008 to prove you’re not a racist, you’ll have to vote for someone else in 2012 to prove you’re not an idiot. ” … unknown

Swiped from the Denny’s blog

Fake?

Question: What is the most widely-eaten fruit in America?

Answer: The banana.

OK, I know you’re thinking, Yo, Jimbo. That ain’t real clear. Are we talking gross tonnage consumed, or pounds per person, or units of fruit per person?

My response: Don’t break my stindeens. My source is impeccable. I read this on the inside of a Diet Snapple Ice Tea bottle cap. For you Diet Snapple bottle cap purists, it is “Real Fact #837.” Relax. Eat a farookin’ banana.

California … Must be something in the water.

Via Moonbattery

HAPPY EASTER, PEEPS.

Yo, Jimbo, what are you planning for Earth Day?

Glad you asked.

Today, I will make a point of exhaling CO2 (an EPA-classified pollutant) on a plant. It needs it to live.

The plant will return the favor by creating oxygen (which the EPA has not yet classified as a pollutant), and which is something I need to live.

Works out pretty well, I’d say.

In addition, I plan on turning on lots and lots of incandescent light bulbs and longing for the day when Al Gore will be some inmate’s bitch.

I have been listening to The One spew his bullshit since before 2008. It’s gotten to the point where there is a new puke-inducing spew every day. However, once in a great while, he makes a comment that is so perfectly asinine (indeed the Platonic form of assholery) that it actually makes me laugh.

Earlier today at a $35,800 per plate fundraiser breakfast (Hey, the eggs were organic) in the San Francisco Bay Area, The One was introduced by Congresswoman, former Speaker of the House and full-time, world-class asshole, Nancy Pelosi. During his remarks, The One, according to Drudge, stated that Nancy Pelosi is “one of the greatest speakers in history.”

One of the greatest speakers in history? Jesus H. Christ! I’m pissing my pants laughing here. Every time I hear that dizzball speak she sounds as if, just that second, she had been awakened from a deep sleep.

Actually, I’m laughing because, if, by now, people can’t see the utter incompetence of these two jackasses, I just don’t know what the hell else to do.

Im Moment, habe ich keine Lust dazu.

Vielleicht Morgen. Vielleicht nicht.

Das ist alles.

Thanks to the Stardust Shrink