I have been listening to The One spew his bullshit since before 2008. It’s gotten to the point where there is a new puke-inducing spew every day. However, once in a great while, he makes a comment that is so perfectly asinine (indeed the Platonic form of assholery) that it actually makes me laugh.

Earlier today at a $35,800 per plate fundraiser breakfast (Hey, the eggs were organic) in the San Francisco Bay Area, The One was introduced by Congresswoman, former Speaker of the House and full-time, world-class asshole, Nancy Pelosi. During his remarks, The One, according to Drudge, stated that Nancy Pelosi is “one of the greatest speakers in history.”

One of the greatest speakers in history? Jesus H. Christ! I’m pissing my pants laughing here. Every time I hear that dizzball speak she sounds as if, just that second, she had been awakened from a deep sleep.

Actually, I’m laughing because, if, by now, people can’t see the utter incompetence of these two jackasses, I just don’t know what the hell else to do.