Seriously Important Factoid.
Question: What is the most widely-eaten fruit in America?
Answer: The banana.
OK, I know you’re thinking, Yo, Jimbo. That ain’t real clear. Are we talking gross tonnage consumed, or pounds per person, or units of fruit per person?
My response: Don’t break my stindeens. My source is impeccable. I read this on the inside of a Diet Snapple Ice Tea bottle cap. For you Diet Snapple bottle cap purists, it is “Real Fact #837.” Relax. Eat a farookin’ banana.
