July 19, 2011

More Unadultarted Bullshit from The One.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:40 pm

This time it’s about oil and coal.

If this punk is re-elected, we may as well kiss the country good-bye.

via Sondrakistan

July 18, 2011

A Thing of Beauty.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 5:05 pm

Today the temperature is hitting the mid 90’s here at the House by the Parkway. I think a bit of Firefly Mint Sweet Vodka is in order.

July 17, 2011

The Fix.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:37 am

Swiped from iOTW

Oh the Humanity.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 8:18 am

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are divorcing.

OMG!! Will this have an effect on American Idol?

I fear for the Republic.

July 16, 2011

The Audacity of Mendacity.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 1:57 pm

There is absolutely no reason whatsoever to believe a single word that comes out of this rat bastard’s mouth.

via Sondrakistan

July 14, 2011

Think you Can Disappear into a Crowd?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 6:10 pm

Maybe not.

Wow!

July 12, 2011

How’s About Some Two-Wheeled Fun?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 7:17 pm

Errrr … no thanks.

Swiped from iOTW

July 11, 2011

Jambalaya.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 9:04 pm

My dad used to play and sing this song during his regular kitchen concerts. So, the other day I was in the library looking through the CD collection, and I came across a CD by Van Morrison with Linda Gail Lewis, entitled “You Win Again.” At that moment, I recalled having listenined to an interview of Van Morrison (I believe by Imus) at which time Van said that his dad was a country music fan and that he (Van) grew up listening to country music. I immediately scarfed up the CD figuring that Van would kick ass and take names.

It’s a great CD, but Jambalaya simply knocked me out. There are many, many versions of the song (including a great one by Fats Domino), but this one grabbed me by the guts and wouldn’t let go.

I’m writing to the guys in the band to let them know that I want to do this tune in Colorado.

My dad sang the shit out of if, Van Morrison sang the shit out of it, and I plan on singing the shit out of it as well. That’s a promise. I picked up the guitar, and I think the key of A sounds about right.

Son of a gun, we’ll have big fun on the bayou.

Yes!

July 10, 2011

He Said What?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:55 pm

The fact that we are here today to debate raising America’s debt limit is a sign of leadership failure. It is a sign that the U.S. Government can’t pay its own bills. It is a sign that we now depend on ongoing financial assistance from foreign countries to finance our Government’s reckless fiscal policies.

Increasing America’s debt weakens us domestically and internationally. Leadership means that “˜the buck stops here.’ Instead, Washington is shifting the burden of bad choices today onto the backs of our children and grandchildren. America has a debt problem and a failure of leadership. Americans deserve better.

Senator Barack Obama, March 16, 2006.

The Audacity of Assholery.

July 9, 2011

Yo, So How Do Youse Guys Toowak?

Filed under: Uncategorized — Jim @ 2:48 pm

Here is a nifty quiz that, based on your answers, will tell you what kind of accent, if any, you have.

People have told me that I speak with a New Jersey accent, and the results of this test are in agreement with those people.

Obviously those people and this test are insane.

Swiped from Denny.

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